Best On Asura By Job

Not saying that you're skilled or unskilled, but using damage on a pudding as a basis for how good a BLM you are is like a melee saying he's awesome because he can do xxxx on a Greater Colibri <_<

What if I say I'm the best telewhore?

I'd ask how much you charge...

If every Melee is comparing using Greater COli and every BLM is comparing w/ pudding and every Job is comparing on the same thing, Whats the *** problem?

free.
I'm a teleslut today.

/em transfers to Asura.

/em transfers right back to Diabolos... in tears.

Wait... what was this thread about again? o.O

Also... Moustache imposters make me sad ; ;

You are not a Barti... You are not a Barti at all :(

he passed the torch to me

Well, in that case, congratulations! Treat it well son... treat it well :D

I just couldn't ignore this...

Seriously quit the QQ and the BS excuses...

If you took SS + video of doing Dahak/ Limbus naked or with really "shitty" gear that'd be impressive and then some...

As for Despot, several days ago a COR posted and got claim, maybe he/she had help? If so they lose some style points BUT fact remains they solo'd. I'm sure people in HK could do the same... help you get claim and then leave it to you to finish the job.

NOW FOR THE COUP DE GRACE...

I saw those screen shots, and? What am I supposed to be impressed by what exactly?

LoL Nukes on puddings... you realize these mobs are extremely weak to magic right? How about I take a SS of myself doing the same thing in salvage... I think I hit 4500 once.

LoL BRSTII on a troll pet

3882 FRZII on a Goldfish? I'm guessing mouth open, inwhich case it takes 2x dmg

Numbers are nice and all but once you put them in their proper context there's nothing special here.
If you start pulling similar numbers on ZNM Tier IV mobs, Ground Kings, Beastman Kings, Odin, and anything else that's like level 80+ that would resist like a muther, then you'll get my attention but on lol exp mobs, gimme a break...

then go do the same thing to the same mob and beat him, simple as that, and hed probably shut up and accept your point

They won't do that because its "bash on Korpg" day.

If I were to lie and fake a disability to join the special olympics in order to win a medal does that make me special?

Beating Korpg at his own game in casting nukes is a similar pursuit, even were I to "win" it'd still be a loss...

It would make you better then him. Which i believe is the point of this thread :p

its that point now >.>

yes. you suck. and we hate you :O

He's a mouth breather, with every breath I take I am reminded of how much better than him I am. The bar is set that low...

Whats wrong with breathing threw the mouth?
at least you wont smell ***.

Then how will you avoid the flies? I guess you'll think twice about mouth breathing once you swallow a fly or two... where there's smoke there's fire... where there's ***there's flies...

Where are the demotivational posters about not hearing you over the sound of my own awesomeness? This thread should have been plastered with them by now.

/disappointed

I dont know anyone that has swallowed a bug.

Did you know you can swallow bugs while sleeping? Yeah... That's why I never sleep o.O

That's a good thing, shows neither you nor the company you keep don't mouth breath 24/7... you are l337!

wait, what has that have anything to do with anything now?

Consider yourself whooooooooooshed....

I think we all need to have a sing a long...
First song:
Why can't we be friends
Then: Love Train
Followed by: Lean on me
Ending with: The "I Love You" song from barney.

DIE CAREBEAR DIE!

I still <3 you lizard...

Que?
adecuada ingles, por favor.