Not funny, but I put this in my bazar comment.
My favorite ffxi quote:
"We are like the hands of a clock,
even if we part, we shall meet again."
Anyone can guess which quest this is from? XD
Random Video Game Quotes
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Random Video Game Quotes
As someone said on the first page, pretty much every quote from Portal is win. Some of the quotes from GlaDOS had me in tears.
Despite your VIOLENT behavior, the only thing you've managed to break, so far, is my heart. </3 This room is impossible to escape. Don't try.
Congratulations! That was a test. You escaped and passed. Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a scroll. Behind ye scroll is a flask. Obvious exits are north, south, and denis
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I nearly cried laughing at the song GlaDos sings at the end. I'd seen the VG cats flash before but never knew what it was about. lol
"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great." Jiko said: Say... FUZZY PICKLES!  Earthbound ftw Holy ***this is amazing... in middle school... when we were taking school pictures, the photographer asked the kid in front of me to "smile and say fuzzy pickles!" We all just thought he was a ***... but now I understand. "Do a Barrel Roll!!!" << Peppy from StarFox lol...
 <Russian Accent> "Just like the Old Country."
Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Deadpool levels up. "And now I'm better at whatever it is Wolverine does!" Deadpool kills someone in a particularly brutal fashion. "Aww... I just wish we could have been friends." Dasva said: Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a scroll. Behind ye scroll is a flask. Obvious exits are north, south, and denis Strong bad! /motions a small circle in mid air
Carl:"See you around, officer." Officer Pelanski:"You shoulda seen it Carl, we got a kick outta watching your sister and her puto boyfriend goin at it like a couple of horny chihuahuas!" Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas Quote: Mr. Thou! You angry... me? "Hello? Yes, Commissioner! Yes?... Yes?... Yes?.. Holy jumping mother o'God in a side-car with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib! WE'RE ON OUR WAY!"
Sam: "Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?" Max:"Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there." Sam: Your head is oddly disproportionate to the rest of your body. Cat: It's the vocal cords, you'd be surprised how much room they take up. -Sam & Max: Hit The Road "Lets Mosey"
Life is short...Bury! Steady Sword!
-Final Fantasy Tactics Glad to see we have some FFVI fans here=)
Harken said: "Hello? Yes, Commissioner! Yes?... Yes?... Yes?.. Holy jumping mother o'God in a side-car with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib! WE'RE ON OUR WAY!" Sam: "Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?" Max:"Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there." Sam: Your head is oddly disproportionate to the rest of your body. Cat: It's the vocal cords, you'd be surprised how much room they take up. -Sam & Max: Hit The Road Pure win! I miss these games and the old cartoon series. "Yo gangsta! Get ready to gangbang!"
- Bust a Groove. 
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[55 days between previous and next post]"It is the way of the world. Do you not think it is funny? Why so painful, you ask, why so ugly? All due to man's own sin. The desperate masses are powerless. Clinging to God, their hearts without faith! Mouthing prayers but fearing the day of darkness. Thronging in the cathedral...like rats, huddling in a sinking ship! Poor people. Death is their salvation. Did they not themselves pray for release from their suffering?" - Selene, Grandia II
Data : Interrupt command. Priority command rerouted to Purifier First Class MegaMan Trigger. Under suspicion of malfunction, Bureaucratic Model Third Class Juno has been deactivated by MegaMan Trigger as per Ordinance 103.
  Fun conversations between the two of them... SERRA: OK, let's see... Saint Elmine, praise be your graces. Please ensure that no one dies in this battle. Please grant me speed to heal my allies' wounds. And, um, what else... OSWIN: ...... SERRA: I want Hector to give me a lot of gold, and I want to get all the good food and only ever have to do the fun jobs, and I want a servant who does whatever I say, and everyone should worship me and give me things, add...uhh... OSWIN: This is an unorthodox prayer. Does it go on much longer? SERRA: Lord Oswin!? Ohhh... Were you listening that whole time? OSWIN: I have orders for you from Lord Hector. You must join the healers on the front line... SERRA: What!? You're joking. OSWIN: Joking? SERRA: you want me to be right up in the front, where all the swords and axes and spears are? Why should I be up there? OSWIN: ...In a normal fight, you wouldn't. But this time's different. Lord Hector and Lord Eliwood are on the front line. If we, their retainers, do not help them, then what are we? Perhaps you convinced Hector to go easy on you last time? Not this time. Go to the front lines and do as you are told. SERRA: ...Yes, m'lord... ---- OSWIN: Serra. SERRA: Ah, Lord Oswin! What is it? Oh! I know! You came here to praise me! OSWIN: ...Why would you say that? SERRA: For my efforts... Because I'm trying so hard, right? I was out healing on the front lines and everything earlier. You saw how good I was, healing all our troops! And, and, and... OSWIN: Quiet, child. What you did was no more then expected. SERRA: What? OSWIN: It is your duty to heal those who are hurt. And any evaluation of your own success is trivial. SERRA: What does that mean? OSWIN: Your words and actions are bad for morale. I ask you as a fellow Ostian, behave yourself. SERRA: Wh-What? Has someone been saying bad things about me? It's just jealousy, I tell you! OSWIN: I am the one saying these things. SERRA: Oh... OSWIN: Your lack of control is harming others. From now on, exercise some discipline. SERRA: ......Yes...m'lord. --- OSWIN: Serra. SERRA: ...... OSWIN: What? What's wrong? Why don't you answer? SERRA: ...... OSWIN: Serra!? Can't you speak!? SERRA: ...... You...hate me...don't you? OSWIN: What are you talking about? SERRA: ...I want to talk to you, but... all you ever do is tell me everything I'm doing wrong... You don't like anything I do, right? So... So... ... ... ... ... ......sniff... OSWIN: How has it come to this? Perhaps I have been stern in the past. But I always had your interests in mind. SERRA: ...Sniff Sniff... ......It's fine... It's my own fault for being so foolish. It's no wonder you all hate me so. OSWIN: ...Sigh... No ones hates you... SERRA: ......Oh? OSWIN: Our soldiers are all quite taken with you, in fact. SERRA: ...... OSWIN: Why, even the enemy soldiers seem smitten by your charms. That's why I asked you to lay low. SERRA: ...I thought... you hated me... But...maybe you really like me? Maybe that's why you're so mean? OSWIN: I did not intend to be mean. SERRA: So you do like me? Ahh, what should I do? I have taken the vows of chastity! OSWIN: You see...this is what I was talking about... SERRA: You look old, but you're still in your thirties, right? Fourteen years apart, huh? Hey, that's not so bad!! OSWIN: What? Woman, what in the name of all that-- SERRA: Oh, Lord Oswin, I am so happy to know how you feel! And I will certainly give it great consideration. Just wait for my answer! Hee hee hee... OSWIN: ...How I feel? Ooooh... Totally a "whaaaat the fuuuuck". Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh...it is morphing time!
-Gilgamesh, FFV Agents are.... GO! -Commander Kahn, Elite Beat Agents FF9 had some great quotes...
Quote: Baku: So this Dr. Tootsie is gonna give us the supersoft? Marcus: It's Tot. Baku: Looks like we're stuck babysittin' the princess again! Marcus: Why? Baku: Cause this Toot won't give you the supersoft if the princess isn't with you!! Marcus: It's Tot.... Baku: Might as well rest and give Ted time to prepare. Marcus: It's Tot... Beatrix said: There's no difference between them and me. We're all just blindly following orders. My heart and my will mean nothing... Supervisor, on the subject of potions, said: Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a miracle-worker! Ask somebody else. Zidane said: Heroic? Human? Those are just things people say after the fact. Why try to give meaning to what the main character chose? Vivi had the best ones but all of those deserve to be in more context. Bah can't find the actual line so from memory it is something like... "we are all just sprites at the beck of a button weilding overlord. If I am lying, may I be struck down by the powers that be" then it lets you either not strike him down or turn him into a chicken sack of beans or a goat. Lots of good lines in that game actually
Asura.Luelle said: Carbuncle.Corrderio said: Agents are.... GO! -Commander Kahn, Elite Beat Agents |
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