Okay, so I was thinking how creative we can be, and thought of something easy for us to do if people want to join in. I was thinking we can do a Final Fantasy Haiku! Now, I wiki'd "Haiku" and saw there's all sorts of variants compared to it's original form. But, didn't want people to get out of hand. So the common American Haiku rules apply. And have to be Final Fantasy related. Doesn't matter if it's XI/XIV or not.
3 lines, 17 syllables.
Broken up as:
5
7
5
"You get there quicker
Riding on a Chocobo
But, get a butt rash"
Haiku - Final Fantasy!
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Haiku - Final Fantasy!
punch punch punch punch punch
monks lack creativity punch punch punch punch punch
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"Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense Chocobo Galka" Edit: I knew this was somewhere around here before. I look forward to
reading good news every day, but always falls short.
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A haiku for Tanaka
the numbers are a bit off, but look at how they balance.
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Damn you forum search!
Know I saw this thread before... Aha, here it is! http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/20044/ffxi-job-haikus
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Red Mage, oh gawd why?
Square, why abandon this job? You have made me sad. I hate Dynamis.
Beastmasters take all the mobs. Go die in a fire.
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Dark knights are emo
Thats why galka play them best Galkas have no wang
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OW! That really hurt!
Glad I had Reraise on me. (-ga spell!) Goddammit....
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Sun burns my eye balls!
Wandering this strange new land, Ran out of Crysta.
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Summoner is fun
Have naked chicks follow you forever alone
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I'm a sheep herder,
I'm a blorp mage for dramflams, Bleep bloop blap shatap.
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Crystal Petrifacts!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
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The weather has popped.
A hundred trials to do. Ugh, it's gone mid-kill.
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Can I play Dragoon?
No? How about I play Thief? ... 'kay, Embrava time... ; ; Let's make a skill chain!
Can you open distortion? Double Thrust can close!
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Daggers attack fast
But great axe is powerful Warrior is king.
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Ninja job is cool
It rocks inside Abyssea Outside no thank you
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Still no N.M. drop
use J.P. Button it works i get drops a lot Can't solo that mob?
I'll go hop onto Dancer. Just made it my ***. Logging in today,
"Hey all, let's go do something!" Sit in Port Jeuno.
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Pil, Do you need it?
You want to come on Dancer? Do you have White Mage?
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Oh I miss camping
6 hours a day AFK Ridill failed to drop
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I want a Mythic.
Which Mythic you ask? Hmm, well Scholar to troll all. Akvan, you suck hard. Kaggen, you can suck a ***. Pil? Thanks for body~<3 Did map quests in sea. Scholar died at DRG. I claimed. Got them their cape. :3 Most are these are really creative, but some of you think some words are one syllable, lol.
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Siren.Xenophire said: » Most are these are really creative, but some of you think some words are one syllable, lol. Oh no, run everyone! The Grammar Nazi is here! Run for your lives now! (j/k :x Did I mess up on any? And which? :o)
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Bahamut.Mizuharu said: » Siren.Xenophire said: » Most are these are really creative, but some of you think some words are one syllable, lol. Oh no, run everyone! The Grammer Nazi is here! Run for your lives now! (j/k :x Did I mess up on any? And which? :o) 7 5 Aside from that one, no. Unless it was intentional. And kind of need to be a grammar nazi for haikus, they follow a specific structure, lol. :/
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