The Dynamis Drinking Game

This is basicly for the solo dynamis player out there, bst/nin/thf/dnc, you know who you are, you'll get this. But it can work for duo/trio groups too I suppose.

Feel free to add rules.

Dont use all rules at once as it will kill you. Mix and match, have fun with it.

Take a drink for each TE mob killed over 5 minutes.
Finish your drink for each TE mob stolen.
Bonus free drink for killing all TE mobs solo in under 8 minutes.

Take a drink every time a mob takes more than 6 JA to trig.
(at your own risk) Take a drink each trigger.

Take a drink for each mob you dont trigger.

Take a drink everytime you get more than 5 links.

Take a drink every time you get a single drop.

Take a drink every time a mob is stolen.

Finish your drink every time you agro a NM.

Take a drink every time you have to take a piss mid run.

Finish your drink every time you enter with the wrong sub, forget gears or rr items.

Finish your drink if your pet dies.

Finish your drink if you die.

Empty the bottle if you forgot rr.

Take a drink if you enter your dyna zone with 3 people in it then 10 minutes later there are 30 people in there.

Take a drink if you ask a random guy (who entered when you did) to team up with TE and he/she either doesn't respond or says no.

Finish your drink if he/she dies.

And thats all I can think of for now... enjoy your new drinking game!

Was nice knowing you liver... But times have changed, and we must go our separate ways.

Just... take a shot for each Dipper Yuly you see...
You'll have alcohol poisoning within 5 mins...

(This works for Solo, Duo, and Trio, as well as group outings)

This is going to be a very interesting story for my future AA meetings...

Cantontai's stomach: Yeahhhhh, right.

I'd play, but I'm already drunk.

I'd say you don't need to get drunk if your stomach is talking to you.

been indynaamiss fro 30minnnow n jsut wante to say I LOOVVE UUU GUYSSS *** gota puke

Haha, hilarious as all of this happening in a single Dynamis isn't so far fetched.

If I ever want to commit suicide, I'll probably follow this, it'll be swift.

Forgot to add...
Take a drink whenever you get "You must wait longer to perfomr this action"

Our runs used to consist of drinking every time a relic fell. After they changed the drop rate, needless to say, it made for some interesting times in dynamis and on vent.

I already wind up doing my shell's late-night events tipsy, if I tried to binge drink during it I'd have to quit my job.
And if I quit my job I couldn't buy weed.
And if I couldn't smoke weed I wouldn't be able to finish this zombie painting.
And if I don't finish the zombie painting I'll probably make no money independently this year from my paintings.
And then I'll...whoa...probably get even more drunk

So yeah, I'ma talk to my stomach and play it safe.

considering I drink shots, and each drink would be "finishing my drink" no thanks.

ALL THE TIME!!!

Anyway, almost all of those always happen to me, I'd be face in the keyboard pretty fast.

And another...
Finish your drink if you dc in dyna... damnit...

Weed AND zombies in a single post?

Well played, sir

Take a drink if you beat ADL.

Take a drink if you lose to ADL.

Thats 2 finished drinks every run right there...

Take a drink every time you come across another player and find yourself thinking 'is that guy drunk?'

This made me laugh hard... Good thread

I'm gonna try this next time haha.

All rules. Whole run. You know what, f**k the rules, I'm just drinking next time I do Dynamis. I'll be so drunk I'll be making my OWN rules.

Oh, k, and know when to quit. It's a game until someone dies I guess. Lol at the "Beat Alcohol Addiction" ad on this thread btw.