I have a couple boring ideas. We're not going anywhere for Halloween this year, so anything I do will just be to play along with kids who come to the door looking for candy.
Idea 1: Grab my knee-length purple skirt, a long-sleeved neutral-colored T-shirt and put my purple corset over top of it, get my over-the-knee bitchin' black boots, find a cone hat, and draw a spider on my cheek. Ghetto witch!
Idea 2: Wear tight-ish black pants and a black shirt, get inside a large clear plastic trash bag. (Cut holes in the bag for my head, arms, and legs to stick out first.) Fill the bag with those little balloons in every color. Ghetto bag of jelly beans!
Idea 3: Black pants, orange sweatshirt, green hat. Use fabric paint to draw lines or a face on the sweatshirt. Ghetto pumpkin!
I don't want anything too racy because I don't want to traumatize the kids. And it'll be cold. My husband would be the most perfect Mario, but he's refusing to dress up. So I'll have to try to badger him into it next year, and I can be Peach! I just need to grow my hair about 4 feet and magic up a frothy pink dress with a bustle. >.>