The Best "Hit On A Chick" Quote You Have Heard.

LOL!

Things I've had said to me:
"You have the perfect stripper name." (edit, of course didn't work. I was quiet disgusted after that)

and here is a scenario my brother had irl:
Him: "Hey, what's up?"
Girl: "Hi, I have a boyfriend."
Him: "Oh? Cool, I have a dog."
Girl: "...what does that have to do with anything?"
Him: "Oh, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter."
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Which in-fact worked she failed to mention her boyfriend after that. haha so it does in-fact work for some guys for whoever wanted to try it in the post earlier :O

Guy suddenly points at me and screams: "Someone call the police! This girl just stole my heart!"

Embarrassing.

Oh, I got a good one.

Happened a couple months ago (Maybe almost a year) in *Human Sexuality. Girl asked "How often do you masturbate."

I replied: "As often as I think of you".

Does that count as a "Pickup line" or "Hit on"?

*If you ever have some kind of social anxiety, taking and completing that, or a similar course will fix that right quick.

Never thought I'd see a post like this but it reminded me of the night I met my wife. She stopped into this bar w a girlfriend of hers where I worked and i had just finished up my shift. Went out to the bar area and saw her. walked up and simply said "Hello, so what do you say we go back to my place for some pizza and sex"? and when she looked at me kinda shocked I said "what? you dont like pizza"? 13years ago, been married ever since.

That same night, my friend showed up and tried to hit on her friend. He said "excuse me, but i'm doing a survey on how many woman have pierced nipples" She then slapped him. lol

i had a friend who would do that. but he would pull it out and put it on the table when he asked it lol.

I do this to my gf all the time lol

Play lightsabers with paintbrushes with her? owsum :o

^ Is best, shes either interested or she isn't.

If this line gets me denied or slapped I say "If your pussy is so great have fun eatting it by yourself." That line has actually turned failure into success twice, but its got me kicked out of bars too.

only thing is these days chicks are so soft hearted. dont like guys being so forwarded. seem better to beat around the busch then hit it with them.

hit them with it lol

Wanna rail some Adderall?

I LOLed!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?

dude : "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
chick: "no idea?"
dude : "Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm (insert name)"

That a nice body mind if i take a look at it. See want makes it tic