The Best "Hit On A Chick" Quote You Have Heard.

DIAF

Oh god, I've heard so many, both irl and on the internet...

"Hi, are you naughty?" asked with a big smile.

"Hey blondie, is it deep?" sounds better in italian cause it rhymes and guys appearently love that line. Meh.

"If I show you my penis, would you show me your vagina?" the art of trading(actually in a more vulgar way, but forum rules etc..)

"I absolutely need a picture of you...naked!" this made me laugh though.

"In your humble opinion, is my size good enough?" and then shows me his tool.

"I love you...wanna f-ck?"

"I'm sad, would give me a bj?"

And then an epic conversation:
Him: I love you, I think you're the girl of my life!
Me: I'm sorry, I'm lesbian.
Him: Oh, I'll fap then.

That's all folks! (that come to mind atm at least).

italians sure are forward about it =O

avi comment synergy

Are you into pokemon? because i wanna peek-at-chu.

Don't worry, I'll take you to your limit break in 5min.

And input "squirt like squirtle" comment.

my van is completely filled to the brim with free delicious candy, won't you try some?

My brother and I would be each other's wingmen at clubs, works wonders to have backup, especially when he is *** hilarious and I'm the younger more attractive one. Great combo! Find a girl dancing alone (or a couple girls dancing together, see wingman) and if you have the moves you dont even have to talk. When dancing dies down get you guys some drinks and then ask all the usual stuff. Been with many a beautiful woman just shaking my money maker ^^

Not really the most original, but works just fine to start a convo with someone you don't know :O

"Hi, i'm sorry but theres a little bug/spider in your hair. Don't move for a second"
Act like if you're carefully pulling something off her hair and throw it away. Big hero of the day smile "I just saved you from getting eaten" :D

And here I had begun to think it went by unnoticed :)

I would love to RAM my Hard Drive into your expansion slots, but first you gotta flash your BIOS.

Nerd Alert!

Edit: wait...

hmmmm....

"hi cuttie, i just did a bet with my friend, would u help me winning this bet? it's easy i just have to kiss u"

"do u know the difference beetween a toast and a ***? no? well make me a toast"

*after going to a girl u never seen in ur whole life* "hey do u rememebr of me? no? this is cause nobody ever presented us! nice to meet u.... " (weirdly this really worked)

"hi.... the voice in my head tells me u are the perfect girls for me.... wanna come with me?..."

"hi!!! wanna dance? well go away i wanna dance with ur friend!"

"hi! i am going to leave here this vodka bottle, i'll come back when u are drunk!!"

"hi u have the green thumb?" *if she answer why?* "cause u must have the green thumbs to own 2 melons like that!" ( this one maybe sounds better in italian...... :3 )



hmmm... nothing more comes in my mind right now :3

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Think that one was said.

ah damnit

"are you an angel? cuz i've got an erection!"

"my 2 favorite things, are commitment, and changing myself."

not my lines but still funny.

"Damn girl, Did you wash those pants in windex? Cause I can see myself in them!"

LOl.


person1: Hey! there's something on your arse!

person2: what ?!?! *turns and looks*

person1: my eyes =)

person2: o_o

Nice pants, what's the droprate?

"Hey, I lost my number, Can I have yours?"

The one below I think I seen in a meme, it made me lol though

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van"

How much does a polar bear weigh......





Enough to break the ice, I'm {name}, it's a pleasure to meet you.

I prefer:

so, what do you want to be when you grow up?

I was just typing that... lol

GRR ash <3

/motion (one fingered come here)
If it works say the following
"I got u to come with one finger... just think what I can do with all 10"

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?


Wanna go out for pizza and a F***.... What? You don't like Pizza?