Funny Names For Items/Weapons

In my (non-GM based) game wedding, the equipped weapons will be included in the vows. My partner and I are trying to find the strangest or most innapropriate weapon names. Any ideas? So far Bone Rod, Mighty Pole, and Maneater have been the winners for this situation. Its really just something my linkshell has been talking about for fun. As far as items goes, Galkan Sausage always tends to be a crowd favorite.

An old friend of mine always made me laugh goin on about the fish "Giant Donko" lol

Raise Rod
sounds like the ffxi version of viagra <_<

{Deep Breathing}

Squirrel's Delight. lol

Love Halberd!

Scutum.

I liked the old war/nin combo of Man/Joy

the one and only Foolkiller

hehehe a dragoon subbing dancer = Poledancer!

Lust Dagger ftw