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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
By spryte 2013-01-31 14:41:54
wondering why my fiance's autistic brother hasn't been committed yet. He's fkin crazy.
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By Asura.Ina 2013-01-31 14:42:01
Did anyone have the conversation about when you were born and then back track to when you were probably conceived.
Holiday babies or summer babies. It's funny when you think about it.
:-( My mom was talking to me about birth control awhile back and let slip that she had 3 children while on birth control. She only has three children. All of us were accidents. ;; lol
But my birthday is almost exactly 9 months to the day from the 4th of July. Meep! I'm mid march and was early so I may have been canada day sex.
Edit: Oh that was a close one... 7 seconds away from the page XD
And google stop trying to sell me Catheters
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-01-31 14:44:12
And google stop trying to sell me Catheters We can blame Spoon!!
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By Leviathan.Catnipthief 2013-01-31 14:44:13
And google stop trying to sell me Catheters
ina are you trying to shove things up your weiner again? I TOLD YOU.... IT'S TOO SMALL!!!
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By Asura.Ina 2013-01-31 14:46:04
Leviathan.Catnipthief said: »And google stop trying to sell me Catheters
ina are you trying to shove things up your weiner again? I TOLD YOU.... IT'S TOO SMALL!!! *** that I'm not putting anything up that hole.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-31 14:46:18
Why me?! I hate catheters, they *** suck.
btw dont piss off your nurse if you have to have one, they might give you one w/o using lubrication on it.
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By Odin.Eikechi 2013-01-31 14:47:43
Why me?! I hate catheters, they *** suck.
btw dont piss off your nurse if you have to have one, they might give you one w/o using lubrication on it.
That just made me cringe, really hard >_<
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-01-31 14:47:45
This thread sure is moving today.
*stretches out on couch*
By SSJAV 2013-01-31 14:47:57
:| I was conceived around my sister's birthday. >.> If my parents were the same around that time... poor her. D:
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By Leviathan.Catnipthief 2013-01-31 14:48:48
all I remember when I woke up from my gallbladder surgery ... is trying to move and ... well ... yeah :| *** snuck one in while I was asleep ... they took it out the next day thankfully but oh lord :| it may hurt going in ... but ... the horror :|
The tube in my side was just as bad (the drainage thing lol)...
Oh and let's not forget the nasal tube.... I almost threw up on the surgeon when he pulled it out ....
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-01-31 14:49:44
Liela, once you start trying, a good way to get pregnant is try the pull-out method.
Proof?
/points at half the world
Or get an IUD, get the IUD taken out, then go back to the patch, then go back to the pill, totally disregard that you're more fertile during the three month acclimation period, booze, and pull-out method.
Problem solved!
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-31 14:51:44
I get one at least once a month being pregnant right now, it's so so shitty. (don't be scurred, liela, it's not a normal part of pregnancy to have a tube shoved up your pee hole that much)
I'm definitely used to them, though I still loathe getting them. THe last time I went to the hospital for dehydration, I guess the nurse was just tired and pissed because it was 4am. She gave me one with no lubrication at all on it. I absolutely wanted to beat her in the face.
By eagleeyes 2013-01-31 14:51:56
Finally playing DmC on hell and hell mode.
You know who I wish was in here besides boring old Kat?

(both of them)
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-01-31 14:53:27
Liela, once you start trying, a good way to get pregnant is try the pull-out method.
Proof?
/points at half the world
Or get an IUD, get the IUD taken out, then go back to the patch, then go back to the pill, totally disregard that you're more fertile during the three month acclimation period, booze, and pull-out method.
Problem solved! I feel like I was just granted some kind of secret information...
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-31 14:53:38
Liela, once you start trying, a good way to get pregnant is try the pull-out method.
Proof?
/points at half the world
Or get an IUD, get the IUD taken out, then go back to the patch, then go back to the pill, totally disregard that you're more fertile during the three month acclimation period, booze, and pull-out method.
Problem solved!
Pull-out got me pregnant the first time lol. We tried the pull-out thing 3x due to being lazy about going to the store lol. The last time, we were like "oh *** oh ***, idk about that one." When we found out I was pregnant, we were like YUP know when that happened! First baby appt, find out we got pregnant the FIRST time we tried the pull-out lie.
By Quiznor 2013-01-31 14:58:46
You people are making me not wanna have sex again!
oh yeah.....
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By Asura.Ina 2013-01-31 14:59:32
You people are making me not wanna have sex again! Go gay then you won't have to worry about pregnancy in most cases.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-31 14:59:40
aw you beat me to it
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-31 15:00:57
Zah, shouldn't you be like... not pregnant anymore by now?
By Quiznor 2013-01-31 15:01:18
You people are making me not wanna have sex again! Go gay then you won't have to worry about pregnancy in most cases.
You sound like my RL friends,just because one is a mysogynist doesnt make them gay D:
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By Asura.Ina 2013-01-31 15:01:52
You people are making me not wanna have sex again! Go gay then you won't have to worry about pregnancy in most cases.
You sound like my RL friends,just because one is a mysogynist doesnt make them gay D: I didn't think you were gay at all XD
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-31 15:02:18
You people are making me not wanna have sex again! Go gay then you won't have to worry about pregnancy in most cases.
You sound like my RL friends,just because one is a mysogynist doesnt make them gay D: I didn't think you were gay at all XD
idk, I was wondering...
By Quiznor 2013-01-31 15:03:13
You people are making me not wanna have sex again! Go gay then you won't have to worry about pregnancy in most cases.
You sound like my RL friends,just because one is a mysogynist doesnt make them gay D: I didn't think you were gay at all XD
Im not xD I just have beef with alot of women and what they do,and of course everyone here likes to instantly turn to "so you're gay?" and i just /facepalm at their inability to comprehend
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By Quiznor 2013-01-31 15:03:30
You people are making me not wanna have sex again! Go gay then you won't have to worry about pregnancy in most cases.
You sound like my RL friends,just because one is a mysogynist doesnt make them gay D: I didn't think you were gay at all XD
idk, I was wondering...
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By SSJAV 2013-01-31 15:03:45
Women are evil creatures indeed.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-31 15:04:14
You people are making me not wanna have sex again! Go gay then you won't have to worry about pregnancy in most cases.
You sound like my RL friends,just because one is a mysogynist doesnt make them gay D: I didn't think you were gay at all XD
idk, I was wondering...
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kidding! though you did assume I was a guy, meaning you thought I had a penis, meaning you thought about my penis....
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-01-31 15:04:51
Zah, shouldn't you be like... not pregnant anymore by now?
Due on the second. I've got nothing. Not happy about it.
Leila-bug, you're going to be a great mom!
By Quiznor 2013-01-31 15:05:45
You people are making me not wanna have sex again! Go gay then you won't have to worry about pregnancy in most cases.
You sound like my RL friends,just because one is a mysogynist doesnt make them gay D: I didn't think you were gay at all XD
idk, I was wondering...
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kidding! though you did assume I was a guy, meaning you thought I had a penis, meaning you thought about my penis....
No,I just assume everyone is a guy because we all know there are no girls on the internet!
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By Asura.Ina 2013-01-31 15:06:00
You people are making me not wanna have sex again! Go gay then you won't have to worry about pregnancy in most cases.
You sound like my RL friends,just because one is a mysogynist doesnt make them gay D: I didn't think you were gay at all XD
idk, I was wondering...
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kidding! though you did assume I was a guy, meaning you thought I had a penis, meaning you thought about my penis.... Thinking about your penis doesn't make anyone gay... unless they were thinking about putting your penis inside them then there might be a case.
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
Inb4thisthreadgetsreallywtf
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