/making the sauce for scalloped potatoes.
*waits for sauce to start boiling so I can add it to the pot of potatoes*
Pot of sauce: Nope
/waiting
Pot of sauce: Nope
/continues waiting
Pot of sauce: Nope
*Phone rings*
/walks off to other room to grab phone and walk back to kitchen.. gone for 15 seconds.
Sauce is boiling over and onto the stove top burning and creating smoke.
Pot of sauce: *Trollface* Problem?
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu