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 Ramuh.Sagittario
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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2013-01-17 13:09:21
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
"Who's your daddy!" *spanks*

<_<

That's just a creepy saying altogether.
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By Bismarck.Narshee 2013-01-17 13:09:38
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Daddy is a word I will never use.. how gross -.- gtfo
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-01-17 13:09:55
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
"Who's your daddy!" *spanks*

<_<
>_>
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 Valefor.Sehachan
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2013-01-17 13:10:14
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Skull does it.
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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2013-01-17 13:10:28
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Fenrir.Weakness said: »
Bismarck.Narshee said: »
only thing that bugs me is when guys don't wash their taint before >.>; IT SMELLS YOU KNOW.

I don't really mind convo during, sometimes that's the only time I get to speak to him ;;

If you trim your hair it cuts back on the smell a lot.

The entire purpose of pubic hair is to retain the scent of your partner.

Thanks for that wonderful information lol.
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By Bismarck.Narshee 2013-01-17 13:10:46
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Fenrir.Weakness said: »
Bismarck.Narshee said: »
only thing that bugs me is when guys don't wash their taint before >.>; IT SMELLS YOU KNOW.

I don't really mind convo during, sometimes that's the only time I get to speak to him ;;

If you trim your hair it cuts back on the smell a lot.

The entire purpose of pubic hair is to retain the scent of your partner.
true I guess but still.. washing it before sex would be nice. :/ Some guys just don't even care if their junk smells like ***.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-17 13:10:50
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Wait is Skull asking that or being asked that?
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-01-17 13:10:54
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »
\Examples? =P

Fenrir.Weakness said: »
Oh god... I need examples of this.

(Though I am actually very quiet... it bugs my wife some times).

I really shouldn't have said anything, but...

I had a partner in college who sounded like he was straight out of a 90's sitcom. Remember that elongated exclamation, "Well, heeelllllooo!" That happened after taking my shirt off.

/head tilt

The ***?!? I was drunk, but I wasn't drunk enough for that to continue. Don't use stupid one-liners in bed. That's my advise. Instant turn-off.

Valefor.Sehachan said: »
OH GOD.

Blurgh! I KNOW! AHHHHHHH!
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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2013-01-17 13:12:00
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FOR GOODNESS SAKES YOU GUYS my application for this job is starting to read like a sexual encounter.

I just wrote "blah blah blah would bring an element of discovery and pleasure to the job as seeing the public enjoying themselves would bring a greater sense of job satisfaction"
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-01-17 13:12:31
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Wait is Skull asking that or being asked that?
Asking and being called it. *cough*
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2013-01-17 13:12:35
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Remember that elongated exclamation, "Well, heeelllllooo!" That happened after taking my shirt off.
Lmao.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-17 13:13:13
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Fastest way to get me out of the mood I think would be to try anything with my feet or your feet. They have no place in sexual activities!

I think the weirdest thing Ovr ever did in bed was twisted my nipples and said "tune in Tokyo!"
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By Fenrir.Weakness 2013-01-17 13:13:26
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Ramuh.Sagittario said: »
FOR GOODNESS SAKES YOU GUYS my application for this job is starting to read like a sexual encounter.

I just wrote "blah blah blah would bring an element of discovery and pleasure to the job as seeing the public enjoying themselves would bring a greater sense of job satisfaction"

You're supposed to write those thing and make them funny.

As long as it isn't awkward and gross, they remember it and hire you.
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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2013-01-17 13:13:36
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Fastest way to get me out of the mood I think would be to try anything with my feet or your feet. They have no place in sexual activities!

I think the weirdest thing Ovr ever did in bed was twisted my nipples and said "tune in Tokyo!"

Lmfao.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2013-01-17 13:14:05
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At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.

True story.
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By Fenrir.Leoheart 2013-01-17 13:14:20
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I don't think I would ever use that phrase in the history of any contextual conversation anywhere
 
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By Bismarck.Narshee 2013-01-17 13:14:34
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Freezing rain :(

Skull, do you get a lot of girls with daddy issues? just curious >.>; not trying to be mean ;;
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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2013-01-17 13:14:40
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.

True story.

LOL I thought that only happened in awqward teen movies.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-01-17 13:14:41
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.

True story.

omg I wouldn't even know what to do!
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-01-17 13:14:44
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.

True story.
What is this American Pie?

Sigh, been out of pluses and just noticed...
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-01-17 13:14:54
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
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You know what's super annoying and can take the wind out of my sails? Guys who say cheesy, sitcomesque BS during it. Ugh! That will make you rethink your choice real quick.

Oooh I was with a guy that basically never blinked during. He was ALWAYS staring. He said he felt like eye contact made it more intimate. Sex with the lights on or during the day stopped pretty fast.

BLAH!!!

Valefor.Sehachan said: »
"Who's your daddy!" *spanks*

<_<

All I think when that phrase comes up (It never has with me, thank GOD! I'd probably laugh someone out of bed!) is someone has a serious case of an Electra/Oedipus Complex!

/shudders
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By Fenrir.Weakness 2013-01-17 13:14:55
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.

True story.

D: Feel kinda bad for the guy now... please tell me you were at least nice to him and didn't laugh?
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2013-01-17 13:15:10
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omg I wouldn't even know what to do!
Most awkward moment ever.
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By Fenrir.Leoheart 2013-01-17 13:15:30
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Ramuh.Sagittario said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.

True story.

LOL I thought that only happened in awqward teen movies.

Rofl, I know right
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By Ramuh.Sagittario 2013-01-17 13:15:32
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Fenrir.Weakness said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.

True story.

D: Feel kinda bad for the guy now... please tell me you were at least nice to him and didn't laugh?

Clearly you don't know Seha.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2013-01-17 13:16:00
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Oh of course I didn't laugh at him, but it was awful.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2013-01-17 13:16:03
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having laptop issues all day, srsly need a new one :/

wtf I walk into?
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2013-01-17 13:16:14
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Bismarck.Narshee said: »
Freezing rain :(

Skull, do you get a lot of girls with daddy issues? just curious >.>; not trying to be mean ;;
Maybe... /shrug

One of those definitely issues, possibly also the other, maybe even the third one I recall using it.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2013-01-17 13:16:16
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
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Remember that elongated exclamation, "Well, heeelllllooo!" That happened after taking my shirt off.
Lmao.

I know! I'm barely a B-cup too! *** SERIOUSLY?!?
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