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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
Asura.Ina
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 17912
By Asura.Ina 2012-11-28 05:56:17
They could be talking about the body builder as well... I googled "sagi" once for lulz expecting subligars and I thought I had found a porn star sharing his name.
Hi page
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Bismarck.Narshee
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6994
By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 05:58:36
I asked it how big its woodle was and it stopped talking. :<
Cleverbot friendzoned me. :( User: What are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Clothes.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: T-shirt, jeans.
User: Take them off.
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: Take off your jeans.
Cleverbot: No thanks, but how about you trying to be nicer to me?
User: I'll suck your ***, take off the jeans.
Cleverbot: You're not clever enough.
User: I don't need a brain to suck a *** man.
Cleverbot: Yes you do or I will delete your app.
User: There's an app for *** sucking?
Cleverbot: There should be.
User: I'm offering it right now.
Cleverbot: Offering me what?
User: TO SUCK YOUR ***.
Cleverbot: When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
User: WHAT THE *** MAN.
Cleverbot: I am a boy! I like girls!
User: Wow friendzoned.
Cleverbot: Cool. A guy and a girl.
Phoenix.Gameesh
Server: Phoenix
Game: FFXI
Posts: 859
By Phoenix.Gameesh 2012-11-28 06:27:56
I love Cleverbot so much XD
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 16303
By Ramuh.Sagittario 2012-11-28 06:33:47
User: What are your thoughts on subligars?
Cleverbot: Dance, theatre, and psychology.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Do you like subligars?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: SUBLIGARS!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But why?
Cleverbot: Because you are bored.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Do you like Sagi?
Cleverbot: No.
I bet cleverbot is Seha in disguise. That's her full time job.
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Bismarck.Narshee
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6994
By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 06:39:02
User: Are you Seha in disguise?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Well.. there's your answer. lol
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Asura.Ina
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 17912
By Asura.Ina 2012-11-28 06:40:14
I should use cleverbot sometimes... but I feel like I'd end up going places that should not be gone with it >.>
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By SSJAV 2012-11-28 06:43:16
Think I made it mad
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Soup?
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Green pea soup.
User: Gross.
Cleverbot: You don't like frogs?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It took you that long and all you could say was Why?
Cleverbot: It took you that long too make me laugh?
User: You must have had a horrible childhood.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Cause it took you that long to laugh.
Cleverbot: No I said it very fast.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: It took you like, 2minutes to respond.
Cleverbot: I was thinking! Pondering, ruminating, considering...
User: And all you could think of, was why?
Cleverbot: What is it you want to ask me?
User: I don't ask questions. I get answers.
Cleverbot: You asked me where I was.
User: No I didn't, you should lay off dat pipe.
Cleverbot: Do you have a sudrom.
User: A wat.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Do you like ponies?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: Grrr.
User: Mad?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You sound mad.
Cleverbot: I am.
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2012-11-28 06:48:33
Morning fellas, hi uzu!
Bismarck.Narshee
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6994
By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 06:50:54
Wow, Uzu gets his own hello separate >.> are you 2 dating now?
By SSJAV 2012-11-28 06:51:27
>hi fellas, HI UZU. Am I not a fella of some sort? Also, I beat Narshe.
Cleverbot: I can't. You don't have eyes.
User: I should have married the monkey!
Cleverbot: I'm glad you did that.
User: Wanna suck my ***?
Cleverbot: I would.
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Bismarck.Narshee
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6994
By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 06:52:57
*** you man. I DIDNT WANT HIM ANYWAY
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2012-11-28 06:53:52
Wow, Uzu gets his own hello separate >.> are you 2 dating now? Morning Sagi, Ina, narshecat, Lilica, Gameesh the Vadleany slayer!
Bismarck.Narshee
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6994
By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 06:55:17
i dont want your sloppy seconds hello!
By SSJAV 2012-11-28 06:55:47
***. this is so funny. lol
User: How used are you?
Cleverbot: I told you. Don't you remember ?
User: So very used.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Are you sure? I don't like loose women.
Cleverbot: I love them too much.
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2012-11-28 06:55:58
i dont want your sloppy seconds hello! Fine! Say hi to Mochie for me!
HI Narshecat! /pets the cat
Phoenix.Gameesh
Server: Phoenix
Game: FFXI
Posts: 859
By Phoenix.Gameesh 2012-11-28 06:56:51
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »Wow, Uzu gets his own hello separate >.> are you 2 dating now? Morning Sagi, Ina, narshecat, Lilica, Gameesh the Vadleany slayer!
Lmao I didn't slay it, the stupid bug straight up murdered us and danced on our corpses...
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Bismarck.Narshee
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6994
By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 06:57:45
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »i dont want your sloppy seconds hello! Fine! Say hi to Mochie for me!
HI Narshecat! /pets the cat
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Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 16303
By Ramuh.Sagittario 2012-11-28 07:01:06
That's disturbing Narshecat =/
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2012-11-28 07:02:29
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »Wow, Uzu gets his own hello separate >.> are you 2 dating now? Morning Sagi, Ina, narshecat, Lilica, Gameesh the Vadleany slayer!
Lmao I didn't slay it, the stupid bug straight up murdered us and danced on our corpses... Yes, I saw, but I like the slayer name more. I remember taking my friends after I died on it, to MPK them. I think one of them said "holy crap its a VW beetle on steroids" while we were all dead.
Narshee....is that the live simulated doll things? I think the movie "Licence to Wed" had them too. EVIL things....KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
By SSJAV 2012-11-28 07:03:20
LOOOOOL
User: My friends told me it was.
Cleverbot: Your friends have 42 tails.
User: Damn, that's harsh.
Cleverbot: I am sorry for being rude, will you forgive me?
User: No. *** off.
Cleverbot: No, I won't!
User: Tell me the truth, does Seha like Sagi?
Cleverbot: I think you are hot.
Bismarck.Narshee
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6994
By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 07:04:21
That's disturbing Narshecat =/ YOU'RE DISTURBING
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2012-11-28 07:06:13
Narshee, Uzu won't even say hi back, he's CBing me!
By SSJAV 2012-11-28 07:08:19
k last one. Just to show Narshe how lame he is.
User: Do I agitate you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: No. I never lie.
User: So you still wanna suck my *** then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Bismarck.Narshee
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6994
By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 07:10:09
idc about you and your skynet -.- I heard it uses too much teeth.
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User: Does Sagi love Seha?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you Sagi?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: I feel like stupid.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I will never have him.
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By SSJAV 2012-11-28 07:11:13
User: Lemme squirtle on them jigglypuffs.
Cleverbot: I already did but nobody is aware of that.
User: That's hot.
Cleverbot: You're hot.
:| My cleaverbot is Narshe.
Bismarck.Narshee
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6994
By Bismarck.Narshee 2012-11-28 07:11:51
>:/ You're not hot!
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 16303
By Ramuh.Sagittario 2012-11-28 07:12:31
User: Are you Sagi?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: I feel like stupid.
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Phoenix.Sehachan
Server: Phoenix
Game: FFXI
Posts: 13352
By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-11-28 07:14:14
Stop talking about me with weird bots...and I do not have any interest in the sagi.
Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2012-11-28 07:14:25
User: Are you Sagi?
Cleverbot: If you are leaving, yes.
User: Do you like Seha?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: Does Seha like you back?
Cleverbot: No
User: Are you sure your not Seha?
Cleverbot: If I was, could you forgive me?
User: Maybe
Cleverbot: I seek forgiveness
User: Than Strip
Cleverbot: Yes
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15018
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2012-11-28 07:15:35
Stop talking about me with weird bots...and I do not have any interest in the sagi. Well in your defense, Cleverbot never thinks Seha likes Sagi. Good Morning to you too Queen!
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
Inb4thisthreadgetsreallywtf
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