I'm pregnant and there is a 36% chance its yours.
I'm used to playing FFTactics type percentages... A 36% chance means there's actually a 95% chance that it's not mine.
And I'm curious to know how it could ever be mine, considering all the other factors involved.
You did things to me in my dream. anyway I'm gonna need $$$ for baby stuff :D
Oh, that stuff. In that case, how was I?
And I have no money. But I do have an unopened box of size 5 diapers that I bought for my son but didn't need because I toilet trained him before I got around to needing it. You can have that. You'll just have to wait until the kid is 2 1/2 or so to be able to use them.