Worst public bathroom experience of my life...
More or less for Chuuu and Leila. BEWARE!
Last year, while Black Friday shopping with my buddies, one of my friends just had to pick something up at Wal-Mart. Anyway, old Mother Nature conveniently comes a courtin' while I'm stuck amongst a crowd that makes me want to start cracking skulls. I scrounge around in my purse, eyes widen, and realize "Oh FUUUUUUUCK! This is a disaster!"
Plan A...Improvise! Snag a box and head to the bathrooms. When I reached the restroom there was a line out the damn door and a stench that could gag a maggot! I seriously almost vomited. (Not that the smell of vomit would make a difference.)
Plan B...The car. That was weird and horribly uncomfortable, but it was worth considering this was dire and how much I hate hate HATE public bathrooms!