You relatives know where you live and where you work? /comfort
Thank you
Like many evil psychotics I have a magnetic personality which causes even total strangers to routinely ask for my advice on wide range of topics that don't typically come up in normal conversation.
Often, I get called upon to settle or weigh in on family disputes and unfortunately by the time I hear about it it's broken down into a hellbroth of calamity and no one is thinking clearly anymore. So you have to wade through the hours of he said she said and the history of every crisis along with all the supporting testimony.
And yes, it is insane to let the crazy guy make all the family decisions but that's the whole point. When the system breaks down and the center cannot hold and anarchy is loosed upon the world, they all go ask the weird guy, quietly, feverishly typing away at in desk in the midst of all the chaos, because obviously he knows something we don't.
Right. Then I slice through all the gibberish like Alexander through the Gordian knot and hit them between the eyes with the answer they knew all along before they ever got here and they reply. "That's so crazy it just might work!" and leave me alone for a few hours.