Oh, in one of my most recent dreams I was in elementary school and was on a field trip on a pirate island, and our teacher was...Whoopi Goldberg. Then we were attacked by monsters, but don't remember more than that.
I had one the other night that jumped around a lot. Spoilered, because it's long and it probably doesn't make much sense.
I was living in a house somewhere, and some movie was on with an attractive dark-haired woman. The movie is paused and I'm walking through the house in my boxers as I notice someone is at the door.
As I'm trying to find pants to put on to answer the door, it opens and in walks the same woman from the movie. I'm trying to get to a different room so I can get pants on and she asks why I'm embarrassed about getting dressed in front of her.
Then I'm dressed and have to head outside for some reason. I go out, and there's this big fenced-in thing next to the side of my house (looked kind of like a batting cage type thing) and as I go in to get whatever I went out to get, I toss something to some teen kids that were playing there. (Baseball, I assume, though I don't really remember.)
So, the woman from before comes outside and she's in a bathing suit with a small bathrobe type thing over it. But she's turned from the woman from before into a girl/friend I used to work with that I always wanted to date. We're outside behind the house now in this field and there's this big crowd of people walking along (I think they had just finished watching fireworks or something). As they're walking along, one of the teens from the batting cage thing starts messing with her, and grabs the robe and her bathing suit top and pulls them down and says something about her chest.
I think about going and choking the kid, and I'm angry that the people in the crowd just kept walking along, but I settle for picking him up and spinning him around a few times, waiting just long enough for a truck in the field next to us to pass by before I throw him into it.
We're back by the house, when I'm using my laptop and find out that some guy that the teen from before had known had taken out a hit on me. As I'm looking at my screen, there are suddenly large rocks embedded in the screen (from whoever is going to kill me... I guess they were using the rocks to scare me).
I calmly pull the rocks out of the screen, then hand the laptop to the girl who's with me, tell her we need to run, and head around the house. When we get to the other side, I tell her she needs to take my son (older in the dream than in real life) and run one way, while I get my car keys and grab the car so I can go pick them up and drive to safety.
And then I woke up as I ran to the car.