Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

lol someone cant take a joke.


Regarding the 2 pics I posted before that we all know wasnt her.

Can tell shes a kid based on the choice words used.

/shakes head

im thinking fapping :P but im not a horn dog guy fapping all the time :P

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I had no idea this is a thing.

This, so much this.

I've walked into the worse while living in a dorm.

Never again.

You would be correct.

for me, having a father see me naked is the worse D:< if it was my mom i wouldnt even care lol cause shes seen like everything and at my worse lol

That's a bit of a problem. You see most the the doors in my house do not lock. Aside from my parents' room and my front/back doors. The lock on mine requires a key and even with a key to lock it the door doesn't match up right with the hole anymore anyway so it just will not lock, and the bathroom door has one of these dealies which also does not match up with the hole very well and therefore does not work without a lot of work to get it in (inb4 sex joke) and even more to get it out. Besides all that, my parents are pretty old imho and have little to no shame about anything and make it hard to keep a lot of privacy.

Yoshitaka Amano, you so crazy. Giving all those monsters top hats.

ew that sucks lol even our doors do lock, the keys are available :I just keep a towel on until you slip on your clothes lol you only have to cover one part, i tried to cover 2 things >_> didnt work very well xD

I don't worry about it anymore because I don't live with my mom anymore. No one ever knocked in that house.

your parents wiped your *** and saw you naked when you were a kid, not like they are tying to see you naked lol.


Embarrassing yes, life altering no.

Yomi is no longer Domi! YOMI IS YOMI! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

Nobody ever knocked in my house either.

didnt really think it was life changing lol just not the way i wanted to start my day

Never said it was life altering. I just don't enjoy parading around for my family or most people, to be honest. Especially with their willingness to crack jokes at such things. I hear 'em enough as is, I don't wish to hear more. lol

Haha yeah I know what you mean :p

hrmmmm harsh.

im glad i know my dad wont say anything about this event lol he knows i dont do well with jokes made about me :P lol

Also this. No one knocked in my house until slightly after the start of my Junior year when I started shutting my door much more consistently. Glad that started happening too because there could have been a lot of awkward moments when the GF was over...

No one wants to be caught doing that..

Well..

No NORMAL person wants to be caught doing that. I can't even tell you why it's embarrassing.. It just is.

I was almost caught once by my grandma.. But I was under the blanket.. She came to my door and told me get up let's go (I had been bugging her to go to the store) and I was like give me 5 minutes and she got all mad and was like NO! GET UP NOW AND LET'S GO! You been buggin me for the past 2 hours, we're going now or never.

I chose never D:

Also, my wife caught my brother doing it.. He was in his room, she thought he was still sleeping (when we'd go to my moms, all 3 of us shared a room, he got the cot, we got the bed) she peeked through the hole in his door to see if he was up so she knew whether she needed to be quiet or not, and saw the cover going up and down really fast. She came and got me (not telling me what it was, just laughing like an idiot and pointing at the hole in the door) and then I saw too..

Eventually my mom asked what he was in there doing, so we explained what we saw, she said "well maybe he was just scratching" and my wife goes "That furiously?" and then we all start cracking up, few minutes later he walks out and asks what we're laughing about..

Good god did he turn red fast.

Dad's a Vietnam marine vet. Nothing is off limits to him. x.x You can probably imagine the jokes he made when he found out I shaved my legs. Sexual jokes are his strong suit though, don't get him started on them or he won't stop.

my parents still make me keep my door open when my old platonic friend comes over :I im like really?

I had my step dad walk in on me once, and I wanted to stand up and punch him in the face.

i dont really hear stories of girls getting caught lol

That's cuz those stories are reserved for Penthouse <.<

Mine seem to trust me pretty unconditionally. >.> I'm pretty sure at the very least Dad thinks I'm still a virgin, I'm not sure about my mother. Hell, even when I started drinking they were like, whatever just don't bring anything home etc, we trust you not to do something stupid. XP

Eh, my parents would have just congratulated for something like that.

my grandparents do that when my gf comes over lol (yet when my brother is over with his gf they don't care) it really pisses me off to no end, I've been with my gf for like 8 years ...

Let's see, I had my Pops catch me watching Pronz once when I was like 15. He broke down laughing and just said, "You gotta thing for blondes huh?" And then he about killed himself when he almost tripped laughing down the stairs.

Mom walked in on me fapping once when I was home ill. ,_,

And my older brother was trying to sneak up and scare me once cause he'd come home early from a friends. >_>; Now that I think about it though, he stopped calling me needle *** after that. Maybe being walked in on isn't so bad? Maybe?