>Chicken is done cooking. Go to open the recently bought ranch dressing container.
>Open container.
>Smells the glorious ranch dressing.
. . . .
"The ***..?"
>Smells the container again.
. . . .
>Reads label.
'Blue Cheese Dressing'
'Blue Cheese Dressing'
'Blue Cheese Dressing'
. . . .
