>.> The stuff you hear in the grocery store cereal aisle, I swear.
Boy: "So... you want to cheat with me on him?"
Girl: "Yes."
Boy: "To get better... for him?"
Girl: "That's right."
Boy: "I.. I don't think he'd like it..."
Me: "Scuse me, can I just get past you to the cereal..."
From as dumb as the whole conversation was and as nonchalant (and loud) they were about it, I think it was staged. You know, like those people who get on a crowded elevator and say "So Bob called me last night because George murdered Jenny, but they still forgot my eggrolls!" And you can tell they are just pulling stuff out of thin air to try to get a rise out of people.
Troll card of cereal-aisle cheaters: Revoked!