FF13 always makes me think of this (spoilered for beyond excessive use of cursewords):
A'IGHT ***, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MAIN MAN, SNOW. SO YOU SEE THIS FLY *** *** LEADING THIS RESISTANCE GROUP, WITH THESE SCRAWNY PREPUBESCENT NERDS FAWNING ALL OVER HIM AND THIS HOT AS *** CHICK WITH A GUN HANGING OFF HIS ARM. YOU'RE THINKING, WHOA, HOLY ***, WHO IS THIS INTERGALACTIC SPACE BALLER AND HOW CAN I BE LIKE HIM? TOO *** BAD, BECAUSE ANY CHANCE OF BEING LIKE HIM IS DASHED WHEN HE STARTS PUNCHING PEOPLE, ROBOT DOGS, AND *** BEHEMOTHS TO DEATH WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
HOLY ***.
YOU FIND OUT NEXT THAT *** BE JUMPIN UP LEFT AND RIGHT JUST TO DIE FOR THIS ***. NOT ONLY DO THEY WANT TO SLOB ON HIS KNOB, THEY WANT TO TAKE A BULLET FOR THIS CAT. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU FIND OUT THIS *** HAS A FIANCE. NOT ONE LIKE YOUR FUGLY, PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN, HE'S GOT THIS SMOKING HOT CHICK WHO IS LIKE HALF OF HIS SIZE. YOU KNOW HIS *** IS GETTIN SQUEEZED EVERY NIGHT BY THIS ***. HE INFILTRATES THIS *** GIGANTIC FLYING BASE MONSTER TO GET HIS *** WHEN SUDDENLY IT FLIPS A ***AND SHE TURNS TO CRYSTAL. GODDAMN, *** HE HAS *** TURN INTO CRYSTAL. THAT'S HIGH ROLLIN. INSTEAD OF BEING A *** ABOUT IT AND CRYING IN THE CORNER, HE DECIDES THE ONLY PLAN OF ACTION IS TO BEAT THE ***OUT OF WHATEVER RUINED HIS DAY. SO HE STORMS UP TO THIS THING PEOPLE REVERE AS A GOD AND DECIDES HEY, *** YOUR ***.
LATER, WHEN EVERYONE BUT THIS BALLIN *** *** LEAVE BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF THE GOVERNMENT OR SOME ***, BUNCH OF PUSSIES, HE FIGHTS OFF LIKE THIRTY GODDAMN SOLDIERS BEFORE THESE TWO ICE *** SHOW UP IN FRONT OF HIM. DOES HE LIE DOWN AND DIE JUST BECAUSE THEY *** UP A BUNCH OF GUYS WITH GUNS? HELL NO. HE MAKES THOSE *** SUCK ON HIS *** AND THEN MAKES THEM TURN INTO A *** MOTORCYCLE.
THAT'S *** RIGHT. HE RIDES A GODDAMN MOTORCYCLE MADE OF ***.
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Edit: I do hope he stops calling himself the hero though.