One I always hated in highschool: If you were my homework, i'd do you right now. No idea how it ever got popular. Should have been:
If you were my homework, I'd put off doing you until the last possible minute, then assuming I haven't forgot about you, I'll speed through the job. After, i'll ask everyone I know if they did you and talk about how easy you were.
I'm sure that would have went over well.
Did you steal that from something? That's pretty damn witty and funny.. I'd expect to hear that in some Comedian's routine..
I dont think I did, its just how I do homework. Maybe folow that up with "I know that doesn't sound like a good pick up line, but I dont want to start a relationship lieing to you."
wtf, this was in the question section of the SOTU livestream on youtube
Quote:
Dear President: I think like you and your team that Muslims have to die and you have to exploit all their resources, I hope that with this more semen can lick the penises of their heads when they are not recording cameras
wtf, this was in the question section of the SOTU livestream on youtube
Quote:
Dear President: I think like you and your team that Muslims have to die and you have to exploit all their resources, I hope that with this more semen can lick the penises of their heads when they are not recording cameras
Also wife and mother in law tasted it when it was actually done (the meat and rice not just the sauce) mother in law doesn't think it's so horrible, wife is still over-exaggerating it.
Verizon is about the only thing that has service around here, it sucks. Other companies have service, just it's even worse than Verizon's 1-3 bar of 3G or 0-1 bar on highway. 4G? Hah! Nope.jpg
So my wife just told me that the idiot who I hate and stole her from said the dude in that video lives in his town (middle of New Mexico) and he knows him or something..
This is also coming from the same dude who said there was a person named "Stu Pididiot" at his school and that he dated one the chicks from Destiny's Child..
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.