This just happened a few seconds ago:
*child comes in the room and talks about something stupid and annoying, after i've worked all day. i listen, and he goes back in the other room*
Me (mocking slip): we're gonna have a kid! yaaaaaaaay! damn you and your sperm!
Slip: *** you and your eggs!
/goofy story
(edited because i was mistaken. slip said "***" not "damn" LOL)