"I used to wear so many layers of clothing, I looked ridiculous." <-actual quote from this product's commercial:

Hootie Footie? WHY?
I remember I use to wear PJs like that when I was younger(without the hood, we hadnt advanced that far yet in tech) and I remember never liking that zipper. I also remember going to the bathroom after waking up from holding it was never pleasant either(must pull down zipper all the way.... not grab flesh......must pull down zipper all the way.... not grab flesh....)