The Noisy Rooster...
spoilered for Petnr - the People for the Ethical Treatment of Noisy Roosters, a wholly owned subsidiary of Peta Inc., a Haliburton Company... and the squimish
The rooster that crowed the loudest was sent in as a last minute, late inning replacement for the turkey my uncle forgot to buy this year for thanksgiving. The Noisy Rooster met his evil nemisis Choppy the Axe in a rather one sided battle late Wednesday night, he certainly had it coming, after ignoring my many threats and repeated warnings to him to shut the hell up or he was "going to get it". Which I chocked up to his stubborn and rebelious spirit despite the insitence of others that roosters have no understanding of human language... The Mean Old Goat seems to be taking my threats a little more seriously now..
While his innards made a fine soup the Noisy Rooster was not cut out for roasting, as it turns out Noisy Roosters make a poor substitute for turkey, which didn't really come as a suprise to anyone. I didn't even get all sleepy after the meal prompting yet again another "Thanksgiving Do-Over Meal" which seems to happen almost every year.