Posting here out of spite! *runs away with a mischievious laugh*
Does anyone else picture a 400lb dude with hairy knuckles and acne?
Paper flowers in his unwahsed hair and oversized bib that says "Grandma's Little Stinker"...wearing a diaper...drives a panel van and has a backyard full of freshly dug graves.. mutilated corpses in the basement...fake wood paneling... No?... Just me?
Maybe my visual contection to the interwebs is defective....
/hits self over head with frypan
That didn't work I'm still getting a "there is definately something wrong with guy" command error and the blinking light and buzzing sound is driving me crazy.
Well anyways, you crazy kids have fun eating tukey. Here's a free tip, when visiting family turn the "Master of the Obvious" switch to mute, you know perfectly well "Uncle Frank" is still in prison you've just "forgotten"...chew with your mouth closed and try not to recoil and vomit in horror when Aunt Ruth's mole touches you when she trys to kiss you hello.