Okay, so this is a conversation my wife is having with her ex-manager, who is now just pretty much a friend.. He's married, but he has a GF, and he's always going to strip clubs and ***, he basically acts like a player who has a wife, but the wife knows of all his activities.. Anyways..
Him: me and wifey had loooong argument today :(
Wife: bout what? everything ok?
Him: i told her she was not exciting lousy in bed and couldnt suck a *** to save her life
Wife: wth
Him: lol i said i felt like i was raping a dead log
Wife: you really said that?
Him: yup i told her to get her act together
Wife: omfg what possessed you to say that?
Him: i said go *** other dudes. she said why so you dont have to? i said no! for the *** practice
Wife: what the flying *** dude lol
Him: i was pissed. she decided to get all jealous psycho on me and the new girl she said your always worried about your reputation and ego and other girls.... i said, well then you should be worrying about waht your NOT doing
Wife: lmfao
Him: I told her you dont want me getting fast food but your not willing to cook. a guys gotta eat
Wife: brb gadda go to the bathroom rite fast
Me: wow dude, you're harsh <_< giving the rest of us a bad name here..
Him: she said if you dont like it leave. i laughed and brought home boxes... lol
Wife: damnit hubby hijacked my im i'm back nao you bought boxes? seriously?? lol
Him: bRought
Wife: <my name> wants to know if you're drunk and yea sry, typo on my part
Him: lol i wish!
Wife: so yal are actually splitting up? that sucks if yal are
Him: not if she straightens up and *** right
Just holy ***.
Oh and he just now said "I wanna stick my penis in something, like a rat trap and walk up to <his wife's name> and be like 'this is more interesting than *** you'".