I dunno, I'm an American.. Everything other than Mexico and Canada is just some random spot on the globe.. I only know where Mexico and Canada are cuz I've planned my escape routes.
I dunno, I'm an American.. Everything other than Mexico and Canada is just some random spot on the globe.. I only know where Mexico and Canada are cuz I've planned my escape routes.
FFFFFFF...Monday. I'm in total hibernation mode. Ran around all weekend and now I just want to spend a couple days in bed and a couple more cleaning my damn house. Blah.
FFFFFFF...Monday. I'm in total hibernation mode. Ran around all weekend and now I just want to spend a couple days in bed and a couple more cleaning my damn house. Blah.
FFFFFFF...Monday. I'm in total hibernation mode. Ran around all weekend and now I just want to spend a couple days in bed and a couple more cleaning my damn house. Blah.
lol. that helped. It doesn't help that the weather has been impossibly grey. Just grey and yukky. Then I look at all the dirt and leaves that are getting tracked into the house, I just wanna scream. I look at the living room, I hate how it's arranged, I wanna scream. BAH! *screams*
I don't always feel like a zombie, but when I do, it's Monday. Ok that was a stretch. Goddamnit my kid needs to quit growing. ***doesn't fit her.
Being a parent myself, I have to stop and question if you mean the clothes don't fit her, or if the bowel movements she makes are absurdly disproportionate to her body..
Some of the 'presents' my son left, even as toddler just left me dumbfounded.
I don't always feel like a zombie, but when I do, it's Monday. Ok that was a stretch. Goddamnit my kid needs to quit growing. ***doesn't fit her.
Being a parent myself, I have to stop and question if you mean the clothes don't fit her, or if the bowel movements she makes are absurdly disproportionate to her body..
Some of the 'presents' my son left, even as toddler just left me dumbfounded.
LOL. Well I've questioned the bowel movements before. However, it's her sheer size that gets me. She's 8 years old, and 4'10". It's impossible to buy her clothes because I have to shop in the juniors department. She wears a size 8 in women's shoes.
My knees are still sore from falling while ice skating.
I told everyone I was done (rink was closing in 5 minutes anyway) and my gf insists I do one more speed run around.
But seriously, that ***hurt. Fell directly on my knees. I could barely get up. I still laughed it off since I was laughing at everyone else falling (as everyone does since it's all fun) so I deserved it.
Hey, I got a better one.. When I was like 12-ish, I really loved roller blades.. I was good at it, with my agility and muscular legs, I was fast, I could reach incredible speeds.. But I'd only ever been on the street.
So I go the local roller rink.. Ground is smooth as hell and offers little resistance. So I get to go even faster.. Only I've never learned to stop before, nor corner at high speeds, I decide I'm going to see how fast I can go (and this is a pretty big rink). At the far side is a seating booth protected by 12''x12'' wooden beams. I sprint as fast as I can, only 3/4 of the way through I realize the turn is coming up really soon and I'm not sure how to stop or turn without busting my ***..
You know that stance you take when you're trying to go really fast in skates? I was in that stance when I slammed face first, as fast as I could go, into that 12''x12'' beam..
Yikes, lol. Yeah that's my only issue with skating. It's tough for me to stop.
Also, the rink had like 3 little Asian kids in it burning everyone. The second they entered the rink I was like "See those Asian kids? I bet they're faster than everyone here."
Hey, I got a better one.. When I was like 12-ish, I really loved roller blades.. I was good at it, with my agility and muscular legs, I was fast, I could reach incredible speeds.. But I'd only ever been on the street.
So I go the local roller rink.. Ground is smooth as hell and offers little resistance. So I get to go even faster.. Only I've never learned to stop before, nor corner at high speeds, I decide I'm going to see how fast I can go (and this is a pretty big rink). At the far side is a seating booth protected by 12''x12'' wooden beams. I sprint as fast as I can, only 3/4 of the way through I realize the turn is coming up really soon and I'm not sure how to stop or turn without busting my ***..
You know that stance you take when you're trying to go really fast in skates? I was in that stance when I slammed face first, as fast as I could go, into that 12''x12'' beam..
Going to pick it up at midnight though honestly I've been less and less interested in BF3 the more I saw. The beta I guess cemented the idea that Battlefield just isn't for me.
Random guy comes up behind me seemingly speaking jibberish, at least as far as I could tell in a semi-conscious state. Appears he was complimenting me on my Aperture Science wallpaper. :D
Random guy comes up behind me seemingly speaking jibberish, at least as far as I could tell in a semi-conscious state. Appears he was complimenting me on my Aperture Science wallpaper. :D
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.