/is wooshed, it's too late at night for liela's thou arts for me
It's a song, a damn good one from a ballet called Don Quixote, which just so happens to be my favorite ballet. But I'm not training in ballet anymore, so it's ok! We can listen to Egypt Central or whoever you youngsters listen to nowadays! ^^
/is wooshed, it's too late at night for liela's thou arts for me
It's a song, a damn good one from a ballet called Don Quixote, which just so happens to be my favorite ballet. But I'm not training in ballet anymore, so it's ok! We can listen to Egypt Central or whoever you youngsters listen to nowadays! ^^
psht youngsters she says. ya damn whippersnapper : p
Today has been a Monday disguised as a Tuesday all day long. Let me just whine and complain to you all my tale of woe that you don't really give a darn about and that is way tl;dr. Ahem:
First thing this morning I rolled out of bed, took the dogs outside, and they took forever to do their business. That means by the time I got back inside and could do my business, my honey had already been in the bathroom and stunk it up. PewPew is right Yomisha, but not how you were thinking!
So then I grab my bucket of instant coffee because it's the only type of coffee I can stand. I poured cold water in a mug, dumped in the coffee and ...whoops, forgot to heat it first. SO I was a moronic idiot stupid noobcake and thought maybe I could heat it up with the coffee in it. So I shoved the whole thing into the microwave and off we went!
Except no. Do not try to heat coffee in a mug of cold water in the microwave. You will have globs of goo to clean up, and microwaves are no fun to clean.
So! I just grab another cup, heat the water first, and then dump in the coffee and head out to my desk where I have set down my bowl of Maple and Brown Sugar Cream of Wheat because that's what I eat for breakfast. And guess what? Oh that's right. In the time it took me to make a new cup of instant coffee, Pixel had climbed up into my chair and was eating my breakfast.
Noooo! So I dumped out the old cream of wheat and ditched the bowl in the sink (I had just done those dishes yesterday, and I have to do them all by hand! *sob*) and got a new bowl of cream of wheat. Jaysus.
All that was this morning. Then tonight I made blackberry cobbler, did the dishes, and was heading into the bathroom and guess what I stepped in? Oh yes that's right. On my own bathroom floor. Barefoot, to boot. Pixel poop! *RAAAAGE*
So I whined to my husband and he's all ">.> we should send her to obedience school." And I don't want to send my baby to obedience school! Ok, so she poops on the floor sometimes and she scatters trash around the house if we let her and she kicks Dante out of her chair even if she doesn't want to lay in it and she ate my breakfast. So what. ;;
You know, I haven't had a dish washer in like over 12 years.. <_< I use a lot of dishes when I cook too, because almost none of my meals are lazy meals.
And I can't have a dog anymore because my wife turns into Satan when she wakes up and steps in a nice cold squishy pile of ***.. I want a doggie >.<
well i tried going to bed...but apparently i had some paper and pens on my bed tickling my feet. now i can't sleep. guess i shouldn't have my desk right next to my bed :S
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.