Hey! I eat pizza on a plate with a fork at my computer! I don't want my fingers getting greasy and touching my keyboard. Keyboards should be reserved for Cheeto dust fingertips only.
Yeah, im not sure why people take that much pride with a particular food like pizza.
Generally when its a pizza made by an actual italian there is a joke the chef gets very angry when someone put ketchup on it.
Personally, my pizza must be homogeneously covered with red.
Also, my favorite pizza is chicken with cream cheese even though thats another thing classical chefs frown upon.
Yeah, i also detest dirtying my hands. Thats why I also dislike chicken thigh, because its quite hard to "clean" all meat around the bone even though its quite easy if you eat the thigh with the hands. I used to do it when I was a kid, but nowaday it seems so dirty.