Long distance knowing each other or being with each other =
Are you moving or me? But my family is here, why don't you move?
I have a good job, can't you move? I want to sex you up and down.
Long distance meeting online or something =
Are you moving or me? Are you a serial killer? My family will miss me too much, can't you move? Are you a serial killer?
Damn it, I was hoping to surprise you with a corpse when I met you