>< My dog is in her kennel thinking up all the possible reasons it might be a bad idea to tip over my trash can and scatter garbage around the apartment when I step out for less than 5 minutes to put do laundry, then when I step out a second time (after cleaning up the garbage and taking it to the dumpster,) somehow climbing up three shelves of a tall unit (jesus christ, how did she even reach it? She's less than knee-high) to get into a bag of bread and start snarfing it down. Not cool, dog. Not cool.
You'd be surprised what dogs can do.. I had a dog that would literally climb chain link fences, in the same way a human would, putting her feet (rear paws) in the holes and using it like a ladder while holding on with her hands (front paws) so she didn't just fall over backwards. We had to keep her chained up in the back yard, if you let her loose back there for 10 minutes, she was gone. She ran away over a 100 times in my life (first we couldn't' figure out how she was doing it, then sometimes we'd just forget about it)