Guy: What time is dinner?
Girl My mom gets home at 530.
Guy: Okay, but I asked when dinner starts.
*nothing*
5:38 - *Guy comes out of the bathroom with clothes, getting dressed*
Girl: What the *** are you doing, my mother and I are waiting on you.
Guy: What? You didn't say dinner was at 5:30.
Girl:You KNOW how this works.
Guy: No literally I do not. That is why I asked, I asked because what time dinner ACTUALLY is changes ALL THE TIME. They have literally invited us over for dinner at 5 before only to tell us when we got there that dinner was at 6 and they didn't think we would show up on time.
Girl: *** you then, you can stay home.