Bismarck.Josiahfk said:
»Dear (Insert deity here),
Please keep me from punching someone in the face today
kthx.
If you wish to resort to violence, I would love to get you in a proper boxing ring and tire you out.
Don't worry I won't aim for the face much
I dont know how to Box though, that would just be you assaulting me ;A;
but at this point ive been through 4 months of people basically trying to insult the intelligence of me and the criminal justice system.
So like, explain to me how me and my boyfriend steal MY car that you witness me stealing when
-You werent home
-the person who +1's your claim wasnt home
-and the persons who supposedly stole this car wasnt home and was halfway across town since the day before you claim it was stolen WITH THE CAR IN HIS POSSESSION.
I really hope my parents go to jail for this, it's a *** thing to want but oh mang, ive been through way too much misery for anything less.