writing an essay about The Count of Monte Cristo lol. So boring.
Doesn't have to be.
"First, thou shalt taketh thine slices of bread, and betwixt these place thy ham product, as well as thy cheese. Thusly close thy sandwich then and douse lightly in egg. Immediately upon dampening thy bread and thy condiments in this fashion, thou hast now the obligation to placeth thy gourmet delight within a pan for with which to fry. Thusly, do so, and indulge upon the senses as the scent of thy heavenly treat wafts throughout thy kitchen and yes even perhaps the entire domicile. Ensure that no part is burnt, or else thy hast little option but to simply dispose of thy finest of products."