I remember, in high school (public school) I hurt myself one day and shouted "OW, GODDAMMIT!" and the very Catholic girl turns around and says "God walked on water, he didn't need a dam!"
After a few seconds of me staring at her with a fairly annoyed look on my face, she goes about her business. I never said anything about it but to this day when I accidentally hurt myself I remember it. I dissect the remark every time.
God doesn't need a dam because he walked on water? A dam doesn't necessarily serve as a bridge but always serves to hold water back and raise water level, depending on where the miracle took place, God would indeed need a dam to walk on water. I just stubbed my toe, your little remarks are unwelcome.
....she was cute though.
Typically, people would say "Jesus Christ!" and I would say "Yes?" (I still do to this day) and they get super offended.
At this point I would generally say. The difference is I am actually here and can do things for you.
Yet for some reason no one ever wanted to *** with me.
Maybe it was because everyone thinks I am crazy or some ***. *** if I know.