Bismarck.Dracondria said:
»rofl Did anyone help you?
No there was nobody else downstairs so I was trapped ._. and I would rather die than call for help because as Uri may joke about girls on treadmills, there were 4 of them and they were all upstairs LOOKING DOWN ON ME ;-;
So, after laying there for a few seconds deciding whether to lose my dignity or my ribs, I improvised and I rolled it down my body and over my legs so I could get up. Unfortunately I squashed my penis on the way down, but I had to stifle the agony for the above reason.
LIKE A BOSS.