I don't even get wrong numbers. /sadface
My number ends with 00, which around here is mostly reserved for businesses. So I get wrong number calls a lot, at least a couple times a week. Some of them are pretty entertaining. For example:
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Is this so-and-so?"
Me: "No, sorry, you must have a wrong number."
Caller: "Are you sure?"
Yeah... I'm pretty sure lol.
They are especially insistent if they are trying to call the hospital. I've had to get snippy with a couple. Like this:
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hi is this that one hospital?"
Me: "No, sorry. Wrong number."
Caller: "This is too the hospital."
Me: "No, really, it's not."
Caller: "Are you suuuuure?"
Me: "I'm sure."
Caller: "Really sure?"
Me: "Really sure. But if you insist then for a fee I can give you false medical advice!"
I feel bad just hanging up on them though. >.>