Besides I've done some research and I'll show you how to actually be British.
*Drinks a bunch of beer and cusses at the footie match on the pub TV*
"C'mon take a shot...yer not just gonna walk it in the back of the net! Yer not playin' at Barca for a reason ya scrub!"                                    
                
            
            
 
 
 
                                    
 