So there once was a wealthy man, and this wealthy man had a daughter. He insisted from birth that she have the best of everything. When it came time for her to marry; he insisted that not just any man would do. He searched high and low, and after a year or so he found the perfect man. The man was from Australia.
The daughter is quite pleased with him, and he truely is the best of everything. The body of an olympic athlete. The brain of a deep philosopher. Plus he was totally pure.
On the night of their wedding she finds him in their den, moving all the furniture to the corners of the room. She asks, "Just what are you doing?" He replies, "While it may be true that I've never been with a woman, if they're anything like kangaroos we're going to need a lot of room."