I wouldn't be so sure! Inb4 there's a list of qualifications!
Well, surely not all penises look the same, so even cut there are some that make you wonder if they went through some kind of carcrash(but vaginas too...), in the end it's just like faces, not everyone looks as good *flips hair* But anyway, it sure isn't attractive while flaccid, so make sure it's up when you show it around to amaze the ladies.
This site sure if full of fun things to eat today!
EAT A ***!