My nephew....
Dumb as a box of rocks or at least acts like it.
Can't play Left 4 Dead above Easy.
Can't pronounce Stairs correctly.
Took a year to get past the first gym town in Pokemon White.
When I bought him his 3DS I promised him if he beat the games I gave him (Mario 3D Land / Star Fox 64) I would buy him a new game. This was a year ago.
Today he tells me, "I beat the games! So when are we going to get me my new game?!"
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I'm now out 40 bucks on October 3rd...