"Where'd you get all those bruises, Jerry?"
"Inflatable raft kicked my ***. Got it on tape. Watch me get the shop's workers pissed at me."
I think that guy might work there. He has on an orange vest like what retail kids wear to go gather carts from the parking lot.
Olives on the other hand yuck!
Olives are disgusting.
Olives have the texture of what I can only assume are Satan's eyeballs. Squishy, circular, gross, with a gaping hole where the iris should be. (Unless they are whole olives with the little red bum-tail still stuck in them and you are trying not to look too disgusted at your parents who are eating a jar of them plain like popcorn while they watch a movie. Eeeeeewe.) Olives have the taste of what I can only assume is cat vomit. Sour, bitter, gross. Olives don't have a single redeeming quality. In fact, when you walk past the cart of smelly olives at the lunch buffet in stores where they have 87 different olive variants all stewing in different horrifying juices that will have no beneficial affect on the taste/texture whatsoever, the stink alone is enough to almost gag you!
I have no idea who invented olives, but I'm certain that if that person and I met up in the streets, we'd be mortal enemies.
Olive oil is ok though. xD