I do really never brag to be honest.
I need to brag; this is literally the most first world first world problem ever. I dare any of you to come up with a more first worldish one
candy crush keeps track of your progress and tells your friends when you're stuck. So I beat lvl 80 super fast and leave work, never bother to load 81. And candy crush has the audacity to tell all my friends "Josiah stuck on 81 save him!!" Because I don't play in a week. So they all have a great laugh jokingly at me being stuck on the easiest level lol.
I had a moment where I thought this tonight. Went out for Mexican food and one of my favorite things is spanish rice (or rice in general, sorry Mag!) when prepared right. Waitress put my plate down and there's peas in my rice. PEAS IN MY SPANISH RICE!? Outrageous. I picked them out... oh lawd, first world problems.