Pretty sure I told this story before. When I had my 4 wisdom teeth removed, I had just turned 19. The surgeon was this cocky Indian-American guy, and all of his staff were women. Fairly attractive blondes iirc. Anyway, they started me with laughing gas, and then I don't remember much after that. When I came to, I was in a different room, in a different chair. I started to stand, and one of the blonde assistants rushed at me and pushed me back into my chair. She sternly said, "NO! SIT DOWN!"
I had no *** clue what was going on. All the assistants and nurses or whatever gave me dirty looks as me and my mom exited. I asked my Mom what was up. She said that I came awake during the surgery with my eyes all glazed over, and I attacked the surgeon like a rabid animal. Took his entire staff of blonde babes to hold me down, and then strap me down so he could finish.