Today's the day! My bosses and the auditor are doing the audit right now, as we speak. (Assuming that everyone showed up on time and they are having no technical difficulties and all that jazz, of course!)
Last night right before we all left for the night I accidentally hit Ctrl+Alt+Left Arrow. Wrong key combo! It flipped the screen display onto its side. I should have realized that Ctrl+Alt+Up Arrow would fix it, but I panicked instead and my husband had to come fix it. I was all "ohgod they won't be able to put it right and the auditor will automatic-flunk us because he can't read the screen without tilting his head to the left and I will be so fired ohgodohgod" But it ended up fixed. Whew!
And I kept waking up last night feeling vaguely sick, but I'm hoping it was just nerves. I feel fine now. I just kinda feel like one of those wires that is laying there looking all innocent and calm, but if you poke it with a stick or whatever electricity and sparks shoot out. I've never actually seen a wire do this, but I'm sure it exists. xD