I am pretty sure I've raised a huge ruckus in here before whining about my name. The sticky part is, I was named after my dad and I love him. I just hate his name. But changing it would feel like I was trying to hurt my dad. (It makes it kinda worse that I sometimes don't even think I'm his daughter. Let's just rip the guy's heart out and then toss a pitcher of lemon juice into the wound, shall we?)
I've fantasized before about having to enter the witness protection program with my husband and dogs, just so I could have a different name without all the drama. Horrible person! Witness protection is not for frivolity! :-(