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WHY. Why do my pregnant acquaintances on FB feel the need to announce their labor to the world as it happens? Never, not one single time the entirety of my life so far, have I ever wished to know whether or not someone's water broke or not or how far dilated they are, nor do I want to see pictures of bottles of their self-produced breast milk.
Someone seems perfectly normal and non-TMI-y, and then BAM! Pregnant! And suddenly all bodily functions and fluids become public knowledge and I am forced to unsubscribe from their updates from now til forever. ;;
I can't whine too loud though, I'm sure my 82 pictures a day of my dogs doing nothing extraordinary whatsoever don't thrill anyone either. xD