Boise's sheriff's department is pulling support for the local Boy Scouts because the Boy Scouts no longer discriminate against gays. Screw you, Sheriff Department! Screw you right in the ear! >< I hope your wives never bake you cookies again! I hope you step in a wet spot with socks on! I hope your coffee is lukewarm FOREVER! I hope all your sons are gay, just to spite your ridiculousness, thou cullionly swag-bellied canker-blossoms! Screw you in both ears, even! >< >< >< (They are claiming that it's because it's inappropriate for the sheriff to support something that breaks Idaho's "sodomy" laws. Much easier to be a jerk than to change stupid laws! Bah humbug!)
In better news, the city is afraid of forest and brush fires, so they've released a hundred goats to clear brush. Goats save us!