Okay my favorite one:
I'm in one of my science classes in 9th grade. I'm sitting with my two friends Eden and Wai. Eden and I were discussing necrophiliacs, and our friend Wai was very very innocent.
Wai asks us, "What a necrophiliac?" We tell her that we probably shouldn't tell her and that she doesn't want to know. Then she proceeds to say she'll ask the teacher what a necrophiliac is if we won't tell her.
Eden and I freak out.
In front of us, there's a deaf kid and the lady that helps him. That lady is a boss. Anyway, the lady overhears our conversation, turns around and proceeds to explain to Wai, "A necrophiliac is a person that likes having sex with
dead people." The deaf kid hears this and replies, "There's people that like having sex with
deaf people?" He's very excited. His assistant looks kinda sad/amused, then scribbles on the paper that she said dead not deaf.
His hopes and dreams are crushed. Wai's innocence shattered.