What a rude spider, Ina. Doesn't it know about personal space?
Apparently not, it was as bad as the other month when my dad decided to take my plate by reaching around both sides of me to lift it up. My sister being the only one positioned so they could see my face straight on then bust into laughter as my face automatically assumed personal bubble violation mode.
Spoons wtf woman, go watch star wars. You can skip episode 2 because there is nothing there besides Padme being hot, but since you are straight (I think) that is irrelevant. Episode 3 you could skip as well but it has some cool fight scenes so I suggest it just for the purpose of watching lightsaber fights.